It’s my roommates birthday (britchesandhose).

So go sing her a mother fucking Twista song.

britchesandhose answered your question: HOW MANY PEOPLE DON’T HATE MADDIE, LET ME KNOW AND…

I LURVE YOU 2 MUUUUUCH

u r mi lite

britchesandhose replied to your post: britchesandhose replied to your post: I AM EATING…

:| i am not amused.

Well den howsabout I make Oreo cake for your burfday?

This?

Or this?

Or this guy? Yes?

Yeeeeeees?

YAHYAHYAH.

britchesandhose replied to your post: I AM EATING SO MANY OREOS

:’(

COME EAT DEEZ OREOS.

AHHHHHHHHHH.

britchesandhose replied to your post: Eating veggies and watching Alice In Wonderland. …

you exist to meeeee. save me from my drawings.

DRAW ME LYK 1 OF UR FRANCH HOORS

britchesandhose replied to your post: do your writing. or i will kill you. i did mine.

theres nyquil in the bathroom, if youre interested

gurl. i got dat nyquil, tylenol liquid, ibuprofen, AND my melatonin. HERE’S TO HOPING I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.

britchesandhose replied to your post: you post a ton of pictures of yourself. cocky much?

she bezzzt be cocky, she has a rockin’ boday and knows what shes werkin with.

My roommate is my shining star.

britchesandhose replied to your post: So that British Kawaii girl was ridiculous. But I…

i watched them for an hour and a half. and i bought some more the other day. they arent that expensive. this girl will regret her actions later in life.

I just couldn’t stop thinking about how she’s fucking fifteen and like, just imagine how many creeps just like, fetishize that shit oh my god ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. I just don’t understand. Her mom kind of seems like an asshole.

But the lenses. Are so. Cute.

britchesandhose replied to your photoset: hangin out with hotdog cat

Girl, come to me. The only broken-hearted loser you’ll ever need, or I’ll be left alone forever with my magazines. [MADDIE], you destroy me, so I can see why I feel so lonely when you and me could be forever perfectly perfect together. I know.

BROKAN DAWN. IN MAH DED. BEDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

<3

britchesandhose replied to your post: I keep on thinking, “God, why am I so busy and…

les move to mi house in malibu. well me malibu barbiez.

chus dis goot plan

les go nao

malibu lyf 5evaaaaaaa

britchesandhose replied to your post: EVERYBODY IS SO GOOD LOOKING, WTF IS THIS?

sorry, i’ll put my ugly back on.

*waits for alex to put ugly back on*

FUCK, EVERYBODY IS STILL SO GOOD LOOKING.

you can’t be stopped, alex.

thou cannot’st be-ith tamed.

britchesandhose replied to your post: britchesandhose replied to your post:…

i like being kidnapped. its all foreplay to me.