The spider in Harry Potter is what I look like in the morning.

Did anybody else think that Chad Michael Murray kind of looked like an alien?

Because I always kind of thought Chad Michael Murray looked like an alien.

Shhh, don’t tell. It’s a secret.

Girls That Try To Appear “Alternative” Or “Kinky” Or “Different”:

"Oh my god, Johnny Depp was soooooooo┬áhot in Sweeny Todd, what a BABE.”

Man approaches them on the street smiling, being kind, looking exactly like Johnny’s character.

"Ewwwwwwww, oh my god, are you like, a bum or something, GET AWAY."

OHHEYWHATSTHATNOTHINGIMJUSTYOUKNOWDOINGNOTHINGHEYKIDDINGSORRYNOTHING.

OHHEYWHATSTHATNOTHINGIMJUSTYOUKNOWDOINGNOTHINGHEYKIDDINGSORRYNOTHING.