The spider in Harry Potter is what I look like in the morning.

These are my awards. From army.
The spider in Harry Potter is what I look like in the morning.

Did anybody else think that Chad Michael Murray kind of looked like an alien?
Because I always kind of thought Chad Michael Murray looked like an alien.

Shhh, don’t tell. It’s a secret.
“Oh my god, Johnny Depp was soooooooo hot in Sweeny Todd, what a BABE.”
Man approaches them on the street smiling, being kind, looking exactly like Johnny’s character.
“Ewwwwwwww, oh my god, are you like, a bum or something, GET AWAY.”