THIS BABY IS THE MAIN REASON I CAME HOME.

We are soulmates. Forever.

Yep.

She ran out of the last one at the last minute so I was like “oh no” but then my legs were like “HEY” and I liked it so yep.

So I had this video full screen because I was intrigued when it popped up on my dash and I wanted to share the magic with Alex, and then suddenly when it finished it just froze on this picture and my computer wouldn’t let me do anything and I couldn’t minimize it or see my mouse at all. It stayed like this for about ten minutes until I finally shut down my computer improperly. And now we’re here. I BLAME DERPYCATS.

So I had this video¬†full screen because I was intrigued when it popped up on my dash and I wanted to share the magic with Alex, and then suddenly when it finished it just froze on this picture and my computer wouldn’t let me do anything and I couldn’t minimize it or see my mouse at all. It stayed like this for about ten minutes until I finally shut down my computer improperly. And now we’re here. I BLAME DERPYCATS.

LOOK AT THIS MEOW

Baw, I miss the meow already.



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Seriously though. Reunited. It feels SO good. She won’t stop kissing me and nuzzling into me and it’s perfect. This cat and I. Soulmaytez. <3

MY MOM GAVE ME A CUTE POOH BEAR VALENTINE AND THINNNNN MINNNNNNNTS AND A BOX OF CHOCOWATES THAT SAYS “Boys Can’t Afford Me” WHICH IS RELEVANT AND FUNNY BUT THE BEST PART IS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Christmas Cat strikes again.

Christmas Cat strikes again.

Christmas Cat

Christmas Cat

Lemme just give you a little play by play of what’s goin on here.

  1. 3D snowflake that I made
  2. Cutie bow
  3. Cat with pencil
  4. Patient cat with bells
  5. Laughing with boobs
  6. A blowfish……or something
Best picture yet.
Kitty in ya face.

Best picture yet.

Kitty in ya face.

It is impossible to take a picture with my cat Mr. Pibb where he looks like he genuinely wants to be there.

Just. Doesn’t happen. Never will.

I hate knowing that you&#8217;re capable of getting mad pussy while you&#8217;re there.
Excuse me while I shred my brain to pieces and dress provocatively.

I hate knowing that you’re capable of getting mad pussy while you’re there.

Excuse me while I shred my brain to pieces and dress provocatively.