Remember when I bought this one dress forever ago and kept trying it on in my room and never wore it in public? Yeah. Me too.

Almost anything with shoulder pads, I will purchase.

May by Swinj
Oil on panel

May by Swinj

Oil on panel

BUT THIS IS WHAT I’M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT.

MY WEDNESDAY ADDAMS STYLE DRESS.

I’VE WANTED THIS LIKE. LITERALLY. MY WHOLE LIFE. ALL OF IT.

BECAUSE SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY HERO. AND HERE IT IS.

ugh. <3

Fuck everything, I am a sassy bitch and I feel MARVELOUS TODAY. Even though I’m going to class COMPLETELY UNPREPARED.

But I know what I want and I go for it so I will, I don’t care about any plan, I KNOW WHAT’S RIGHT, BOO BOO.

I purchased some new clothing today to help me be positive.

LOOK AT HOW CUTE THE THINGS ARE.

Positive bodily reinforcement.

Combat boots aren’t exactly business casual, are they? Fucks. OOPS I DON’T CARE. These are all the same picture, wuuuuut.

Going to be an usher or something. Lookin like a drag, I DON’T CARE, this is art school.

I don&#8217;t give any fucks what season it is, I will wear dresses as long as I want.

I don’t give any fucks what season it is, I will wear dresses as long as I want.

Ready for more me spam?

GOOD.

Because I got bored and made this dress out of my favorite fabric of all time and it makes my boobs look a little funny but I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink it’s JUST¬†inappropriate¬†enough to wear to that induction ceremony to that smart kids club that I was asked to join so I think I might make this legit, I SWEAR it looks better in person.

Good plan, stan. Super duper plan. Time to provoke a’many awkward situations.

WHY HAVE A HOOLA HOOP? WHEN YOU CAN&#8217;T EVEN BE HOOPIN IN YOUR ROOM?! too small. first world problems. &lt;/3
In the mean time, it&#8217;s dress up dance to nicki minaj hour in my bedroom.

WHY HAVE A HOOLA HOOP? WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN BE HOOPIN IN YOUR ROOM?! too small. first world problems. </3

In the mean time, it’s dress up dance to nicki minaj hour in my bedroom.