soupur sweater

MORE VELVET

If I ever decide to jog, it’s going to be in this…

I am so trendy. WATCH ME BE TRENDY. lil dress thing.

Just another dress.

And the corset! Yay for the corset!

CHRIMBUS MIRACLE, IT’S A BARRAGE OF PHOTOS OF ALL OF THE CLOTHES THAT ALEX IS GETTING RID OF THAT I SNATCHED UP, HOORAY FOR HAVING A ROOMMATE THAT’S MY SIZE, I RUV YOU AREX <3

So yeah. Enjoy my bod, y’all. …….aesnvsodfkhaewnoiskjdf double shots

I SCORED AT GOODWILL TODAY.

All of the ugly things. All of them. And also Josie and the Pussycats and Charlie’s Angels on VHS, NO REGRETS.

But now I’m going to go scout out TCM movie storage on the internet.

Must. Get.

Must. Get.

Tammy Kane is selling these on Etsy and I need them I need them I need them, they come in my size somebody purchase them for me oh god seriously if I even just had that amount in my bank I&#8217;d spend it on these, not even kidding I would wear them every day.
Ungh. 

Tammy Kane is selling these on Etsy and I need them I need them I need them, they come in my size somebody purchase them for me oh god seriously if I even just had that amount in my bank I’d spend it on these, not even kidding I would wear them every day.

Ungh. 

Blow Up Doll Heels

I purchased some new clothing today to help me be positive.

LOOK AT HOW CUTE THE THINGS ARE.

Positive bodily reinforcement.

I hate knowing that you&#8217;re capable of getting mad pussy while you&#8217;re there.
Excuse me while I shred my brain to pieces and dress provocatively.

I hate knowing that you’re capable of getting mad pussy while you’re there.

Excuse me while I shred my brain to pieces and dress provocatively.

HELP. WIGS.

1. http://www.ebay.com/itm/GW353-Blue-Cosplay-Layer-Long-Curly-Punk-Rock-Full-Wig-/110703594637?pt=US_CSA_MWA_Wigs_Extensions&hash=item19c672cc8d#ht_6966wt_1065

2. http://www.ebay.com/itm/28-Heat-Resistant-Dark-Pink-Long-Cosplay-Wigs-761608-/180673081039?pt=US_CSA_MWA_Wigs_Extensions&hash=item2a10f46ecf#ht_2497wt_1053

3. http://www.ebay.com/itm/28-Heat-Resistant-Dark-Purple-Long-Cosplay-Wigs-763737-/180673082926?pt=US_CSA_MWA_Wigs_Extensions&hash=item2a10f4762e#ht_2497wt_1053

4. http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-long-wavy-white-Wig-free-wig-cap-/270803122116?pt=US_CSA_MWA_Wigs_Extensions&hash=item3f0d1fb7c4#ht_1544wt_1144

5. http://www.ebay.com/itm/10-New-Long-Dark-RED-Cosplay-Party-Straight-Wig-/260709582239?pt=US_CSA_MWA_Wigs_Extensions&hash=item3cb380859f#ht_2185wt_910

6. http://www.ebay.com/itm/pretty-WOMENS-green-long-curly-cosplay-wig-/170685128993?_trksid=p4340.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC.OPJS%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUA%26otn%3D5%26pmod%3D170682134569%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D2226718775663167736#ht_4638wt_994

Out of all of these, which one should I get?

Ideal.

Ideal.

Anna (rottenapplepie.tumblr.com), also known as my BEST FRIEND, tried to talk me out of buying this BEAUTIFUL FUCKING SHIRT TODAY. WHY?! WHY, PUSS PUSS?! LOOK AT ITS BEAUTY.

Let’s all tell Puss Puss how silly of a decision that was. BEST PURCHASE EVER. (except not, it’s a hideous shirt, but i love it)

This is couture.

This is couture.