i always feel like a douchebag when i use getting my period as an excuse or a reason, but i’m getting my period so you can’t blame me for it.

→  2 notes  ♥  27 Jul 11 at 9pm  Tagged: period. girl. problems. fml. sensitive lady issues. douche. just sayin. truth. 

toasterb0t:

I keep seeing all these musicians and actors and artists that are my age and talking about how they’ve been preforming or making art professionally for, like, 5 years now.

I am feeling totally useless and past my prime at 20.

THIS. SO MUCH OF THIS.

I always sit in class while kids talk about how they’ve been published and ladida acted in a bajillion plays, and half an hour into class I’m just like

→  7 notes  ♥  01 Jun 11 at 10pm  (via toasterb0t)  Source  Tagged: art. fml. true life. fuck this shit. 

At first I was like, “Sweetness, go get a Frappuccino, start yo day right”, but then I was like “….wait…….I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE NEAREST STARBUCKS IS!!!!!! Ok, Caribou? I DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT IS EITHER! OH GOD, HELP ME.” Transportation is also becoming a pain in my butt.

The logistics of Chicago have officially become a part of who I am and they are not making this trip home for a month easy.

→  Notes  ♥  18 May 11 at 11am  Tagged: frappuccino. starbucks. caribou. chicago. subway. fml. fuck. MY CHOICES MY LIFEEEEE. 
My conversation with Anna. Woofsterz.

My conversation with Anna. Woofsterz.

→  Notes  ♥  25 Mar 11 at 2pm  Tagged: tumblr. homework. fml. lol. what is life?. i don't even. 
I was JUST at 7-11, derpin around doing the whole “I’ll just awkwardly walk around this convenient store until a craving hits” but NOTHING HIT. So I’m all purchasing a toffee cappuccino and some fucking pasta salad thing because I couldn’t think up anything else. I get back to my room and then my body is like FROSTEDDDDDDDDDDDD FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES. Herp. De fuckin. Derp. Craving hits at the WRONG. TIME. Fuck off, body. I don’t need you.

I was JUST at 7-11, derpin around doing the whole “I’ll just awkwardly walk around this convenient store until a craving hits” but NOTHING HIT. So I’m all purchasing a toffee cappuccino and some fucking pasta salad thing because I couldn’t think up anything else. I get back to my room and then my body is like

FROSTEDDDDDDDDDDDD FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES.

Herp. De fuckin. Derp.

Craving hits at the WRONG. TIME. Fuck off, body. I don’t need you.

→  Notes  ♥  17 Mar 11 at 1am  Tagged: 7-11. Frosted Flakes. herp derp. craving. fml. procrastination. i'm a dumbass. TONY LE TIGER. 

Clean clean clean clean cleaning room

Being productive, throwin shit out, keepin it orderl— OH, HELLO OPI NAIL POLISH, CHARMINGLY NAMED “I’M NOT REALLY A WAITRESS”. Let me just slather you all over my hands.

That’s mah life.

→  3 notes  ♥  07 Mar 11 at 2am  Tagged: nail polish. procrastination. messy. room. cleaning. life. fml.