i just want cuddles right now, that’s all. just like. mannnnnnnn. bwah.

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"Internet Jesus" is by far the best Google search I’ve ever conducted.

"Internet Jesus" is by far the best Google search I’ve ever conducted.

INTERNET. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.
JESUS.
WITH A CHOCO TACO.
A HUGE CHOCO TACO.

INTERNET. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

JESUS.

WITH A CHOCO TACO.

A HUGE CHOCO TACO.

So boy is sleeping, and I kept trying to reach over and snuggle while also giving him an awesome good morning i’m touching your penis a lot moment, BUT HE KEPT ROLLING OVER TO SNOOZELAND.

Your loss, buckoooooooo.

Ummmmmmmmmmm.
That’s.
Well.
That’s Jay Z.
NOT Kanye West.
(cant tell if trolling. or just stupid.)

Ummmmmmmmmmm.

That’s.

Well.

That’s Jay Z.

NOT Kanye West.

(cant tell if trolling. or just stupid.)

Dear Food Jesus,

Do za rolls ever stop being an obsession?

If they do…….. how can I prevent this?


Thank you,

Madeline 

bee are bee, gotta go grow up with Awex while we look at a couple apartments, which we’ll decorate with giant wall murals of za rolls and pictures of wieners and a couple Jesus things that I’ll sneak in, because it’s ironic. Also, I’m gonna check to see if there’s enough room for a moon bounce. And there will be a crafts room. So more like halfway growing up. Or one fourth. Or, well… we’re gonna go look at some apartments.

Not to... you know, burst any bubbles here.

But go check out #7. Just for the info update. I’m just sayin. That’s all. Not starting anything. JUST. SAYIN.