Lapsing Into Nicholson

WHEN IN DOUBT WHILST IN PREPARATION TO MEET SOMEBODY YOUVE NEVER MET OR REALLY TALKED TO BUT HAVE FACEBOOK CRUSHED ON FOR ABOUT A YEAR TO SIT AROUND AND WATCH LITERALLY ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOWS AND YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT TO WEAR, RESORT TO THE OUTFIT YOU ALWAYS PICK, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE BLOATED.

THE ALL BLACK, SUPER BOOTY POPPIN, FISHNET DORNED, NOT TOO FANCY BUT NOT AT ALL SHABBY, TOPPED OFF WITH COMBAT BOOTS GETUP.

YOU ARE A WINNER.

YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR.

YOU ARE NOTEXCESSIVELYSOCIALLYAWKWARD.

YOU CAN DO THIS.

STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT YOU’RE GOING TO FART OR VOMIT.

YOU’RE JUST WATCHING A FUCKING MOVIE.

SURE, HE’S LIKELY TO BE VERY TALL AND JUST GRADUATED AND WHAT YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW HIM AND HE HAS A GREAT BEARD, BUT LIKE.

WHATEVER.

YOU CAN SOCIALIZE.

GO YOU.

VOMIT FIRST SO YOU HAVE TIME TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

YAYYYYYY YOUUUUUUUUUU.