WHEN IN DOUBT WHILST IN PREPARATION TO MEET SOMEBODY YOUVE NEVER MET OR REALLY TALKED TO BUT HAVE FACEBOOK CRUSHED ON FOR ABOUT A YEAR TO SIT AROUND AND WATCH LITERALLY ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOWS AND YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT TO WEAR, RESORT TO THE OUTFIT YOU ALWAYS PICK, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE BLOATED.

THE ALL BLACK, SUPER BOOTY POPPIN, FISHNET DORNED, NOT TOO FANCY BUT NOT AT ALL SHABBY, TOPPED OFF WITH COMBAT BOOTS GETUP.

YOU ARE A WINNER.

YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR.

YOU ARE NOTEXCESSIVELYSOCIALLYAWKWARD.

YOU CAN DO THIS.

STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT YOU’RE GOING TO FART OR VOMIT.

YOU’RE JUST WATCHING A FUCKING MOVIE.

SURE, HE’S LIKELY TO BE VERY TALL AND JUST GRADUATED AND WHAT YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW HIM AND HE HAS A GREAT BEARD, BUT LIKE.

WHATEVER.

YOU CAN SOCIALIZE.

GO YOU.

VOMIT FIRST SO YOU HAVE TIME TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

YAYYYYYY YOUUUUUUUUUU.

chee caw go

chee caw go

She was licking my finger, SQUEE




the rat loves




oh hey mystery bruise.
GONNA GO LOOK AT POP ART.

oh hey mystery bruise.

GONNA GO LOOK AT POP ART.

me

me

By August that left shoulder will have a fresh tattoo on it.
And that butt will still AWESOME.

By August that left shoulder will have a fresh tattoo on it.

And that butt will still AWESOME.

Bubble bath, beard, and Cowboy Bebop




gonna go take a bubble bath, but first LOOK AT HOW FUN MY DRESS IS




Sitting at work in my brand new dress feeling kind of bland about life, but I’m gonna go sit at Buckingham Fountain after work and hope that it makes me feel something.
When will a thing work out for me?

Sitting at work in my brand new dress feeling kind of bland about life, but I’m gonna go sit at Buckingham Fountain after work and hope that it makes me feel something.

When will a thing work out for me?

my finger is messed up. so is my sex life. so am i. am i not who i want to be. where did i go?



i have work at noon. oops.