donde

donde

Ellen DeGeneres | Here and Now

YOU GUYS. WATCH THIS. IT’S SIMPLE AND PERFECT AND HILARIOUS and trust me, you’ll love it.

Ladyfingers by Herb Alpert’s Tijuana Brass

I want to go to there.

I want to go to there.

GUYS. LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN CHICAGO.

GUYS. LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN CHICAGO.

Y’all want to watch the most awkward interview ever?
You should really watch the most awkward interview ever.
Perfect. Sigur Ros: Perfect.

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I’ll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I’ll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don’t you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin’ in my own back yard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I’ll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I’ve got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history’s shame
I rise
Up from a past that’s rooted in pain
I rise
I’m a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that’s wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.

The Damned Soul by Francesco De Rossi/Francesco Salviati

The Damned Soul by Francesco De Rossi/Francesco Salviati

all of the hair gifs




soupur sweater

MORE VELVET

If I ever decide to jog, it’s going to be in this…

I am so trendy. WATCH ME BE TRENDY. lil dress thing.

Just another dress.

And the corset! Yay for the corset!

CHRIMBUS MIRACLE, IT’S A BARRAGE OF PHOTOS OF ALL OF THE CLOTHES THAT ALEX IS GETTING RID OF THAT I SNATCHED UP, HOORAY FOR HAVING A ROOMMATE THAT’S MY SIZE, I RUV YOU AREX <3

So yeah. Enjoy my bod, y’all. …….aesnvsodfkhaewnoiskjdf double shots

‎70 degrees on March 14th, Chi city, back deck in Little Italy. Drinking margaritas with britchesandhose and dutchler, eating pie, basking in the Chicago skyline, relaxing after some tough weeks. And of course, listening to Sunshine by Atmosphere.Sometimes this place is just the only perfect place.

‎70 degrees on March 14th, Chi city, back deck in Little Italy. Drinking margaritas with britchesandhose and dutchler, eating pie, basking in the Chicago skyline, relaxing after some tough weeks. And of course, listening to Sunshine by Atmosphere.
Sometimes this place is just the only perfect place.

This is the best song ever and you should all listen to it because that wetness in your pants will either be cum, piss, or both.

SAME OLD STORY.

DIFFERENT STORY.

(whaturmarrrrrrrk)

No but seriously, you need to fucking listen to this, this kid goes to my school.

It’s International Women’s Day and I’ve already seen about a dozen girls call each other ugly, cunt, bitch, whore, so on. Guys. Come on. COME. ON. You are all beautiful and lovely and more than worthy and sassy and intelligent. Stop this lady hating and respect one another. While you’re at it, transfer that sass into a badass Natalie Portman attitude. HELL yeah.