True facts: I just googled “sexualized yogurt”.
This picture was a result of that search.

True facts: I just googled “sexualized yogurt”.

This picture was a result of that search.

You guys.

You guys.

yo. shoutoutz.

yo. shoutoutz.

“Wesa got a grand army. That’s why you no liking us meesa thinks.”

Wesa got a grand army. That’s why you no liking us meesa thinks.”

Ummmmmmmmmmm.
That’s.
Well.
That’s Jay Z.
NOT Kanye West.
(cant tell if trolling. or just stupid.)

Ummmmmmmmmmm.

That’s.

Well.

That’s Jay Z.

NOT Kanye West.

(cant tell if trolling. or just stupid.)

Yes, I secretly took pictures, slathered in sunshine, while writing in only a cardigan as the sex thing slept in the other room.
Cloud City is on the internet.
So good. All of it.
……..and yes. Those are breasts. FUCK THIS, I’M ON TUMBLR. I DON’T CAYURRRR.

Yes, I secretly took pictures, slathered in sunshine, while writing in only a cardigan as the sex thing slept in the other room.

Cloud City is on the internet.

So good. All of it.

……..and yes. Those are breasts. FUCK THIS, I’M ON TUMBLR. I DON’T CAYURRRR.

http://friendsafoe.blogspot.com/2011/06/playlist-of-day-sex.html

I actually need some help on this one, because I’m creating an epic playlist. So y’all should check it out. THANKS.

He told me my figure was a Hollywood ideal.
He told me my curves were classic.
He told me I was a Marilyn.
He then traced the entirety of me.
I finally felt like I was made as something beautiful. Without the razzle dazzle and the beauty pens.
I don’t know if you understand how difficult this can be to accomplish, but it is.
And I know all of that mess about what’s inside and loving yourself no matter what. I don’t need reassurance on the regular from anybody else. I can force myself to believe anything, even if I feel disgusting on the regular. But normally I just get “great ass” or “nice tits” or “……you’re bangin”.
This was so eloquent. It was different. And I felt beautiful. Finally. So I smiled and we both got goosebumps and it was an actual moment. Touching.

He told me my figure was a Hollywood ideal.

He told me my curves were classic.

He told me I was a Marilyn.

He then traced the entirety of me.

I finally felt like I was made as something beautiful. Without the razzle dazzle and the beauty pens.

I don’t know if you understand how difficult this can be to accomplish, but it is.

And I know all of that mess about what’s inside and loving yourself no matter what. I don’t need reassurance on the regular from anybody else. I can force myself to believe anything, even if I feel disgusting on the regular. But normally I just get “great ass” or “nice tits” or “……you’re bangin”.

This was so eloquent. It was different. And I felt beautiful. Finally. So I smiled and we both got goosebumps and it was an actual moment. Touching.

Dear Demetri,
Let’s just get married all fucking ready. We are destined to be together. You know this. I know this. Please stop making me hide my love for you through endlessly watching Important Things. STOP PUSHING ME AWAY.
Love,
Madeline

Dear Demetri,

Let’s just get married all fucking ready. We are destined to be together. You know this. I know this. Please stop making me hide my love for you through endlessly watching Important Things. STOP PUSHING ME AWAY.

Love,

Madeline

SOMETIMESIAMAPROSTITUTE.

SOMETIMESIAMAPROSTITUTE.

Most college students live off of Ramen or Saltines or Cigarettes.
…………
I live off of $3 Instant Stuffing.
No big deal.

Most college students live off of Ramen or Saltines or Cigarettes.

…………

I live off of $3 Instant Stuffing.

No big deal.

THERE ARE BOOBS.
yep. those are boobs.
I have an oral presentation on the Brothers Grimm today.
I’ve had over a month to work on it.
…….thiiiiiiiiiiis should be interesting.

THERE ARE BOOBS.

yep. those are boobs.

I have an oral presentation on the Brothers Grimm today.

I’ve had over a month to work on it.

…….thiiiiiiiiiiis should be interesting.