And her name was…… Tipper. Tipper in the shiny pants.

And her name was…… Tipper. Tipper in the shiny pants.

Pillow Talk Conversation This Morning

Boy: Feels like we’re married.

Myself: Why do you say that?
Boy: Because. We took a bath together to cool down. Then I read while you fell asleep until I joined you. And now we’re sitting here talking about random things.

Myself: We even talked about babies earlier.

Boy: Yeah. And how good looking they’d be. We’re gonna have awesome babies. ……….Waitnofuck, that came out wrong! I meant. Like. We would. And like. *I proceed to laugh aloud* It’s late. And early. Fuck. Nevermind.

Myself: *tossing my leg over the boy and creepily whispering in his ear* Have my babieeeeeees.

Boy: God, STOP. *tosses me off*

Best. Pillow talk. Ever.

 
That was a response to one of WWIAO’s trollin posts.
So sir. I give you this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen
Just read the history, dood. I’m just sayin. Das called EDJUMACATIONZ. Hitler took part in putting together Volkswagen. Bitches don’t know bout my sources.
Seriously though. If you’re going to make such a “sure statement”, at least know what you’re talking about first.
Like, really?

What have we done to the children?

That was a response to one of WWIAO’s trollin posts.

So sir. I give you this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen

Just read the history, dood. I’m just sayin. Das called EDJUMACATIONZ. Hitler took part in putting together Volkswagen. Bitches don’t know bout my sources.

Seriously though. If you’re going to make such a “sure statement”, at least know what you’re talking about first.

Like, really?

What have we done to the children?

Sittin in my flannel, sippin some fruit punch kool aid out of a mini cooler thing majob, watching i <3 huckabees. Maybe about to make some popocornz. Got a lemon square. Craving nugs. Won’t get any. JUST HANGIN OUT. DOIN MAH THANG. Maybe making a somebody come snuggle later. OMANOMANOM.
“Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that’s what we need.”

Sittin in my flannel, sippin some fruit punch kool aid out of a mini cooler thing majob, watching i <3 huckabees. Maybe about to make some popocornz. Got a lemon square. Craving nugs. Won’t get any. JUST HANGIN OUT. DOIN MAH THANG. Maybe making a somebody come snuggle later. OMANOMANOM.

Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that’s what we need.”

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GPOY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GPOY

weeeee

weeeee

It gets on my nerves when I see people drinking coffee through a straw when there’s still whipped cream PILED ON TOP. LIKE, LOOK AT WHAT YOU’RE WASTING. YOU ARE INHUMAN.

Do not like.

Dat&#8217;s mah baby. I miss my baby. With her little button eyes. I get to see her soon! She looks kinda stoopid. But in a precious way. :)

Dat’s mah baby. I miss my baby. With her little button eyes. I get to see her soon! She looks kinda stoopid. But in a precious way. :)