These are my awards. From army.
drink tons of cranberry juice!
THAT’S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD IDEA. OH MAN. YES, thank you!
call ghost adventures!
YES. OH MY GOD. Can I get the douchey guy with too much hair gel oh my god please! Yes. Oh man. I better get a free t-shirt.
maybe they’re just intimidated by you
Will you go tell them that? Just be like “Hey, go ahead, s’okay”.
Because if that’s the case and that’s why they don’t talk to me, then Ima be rollin in SO
DIfferent phone numbers. Really. I don’t know how to deal with these things, come help me with your mustache.
Remind me why you’re single?
You know, I come out of every semester in college with no new friends and all of the boys never talk to me and they talk to all these other girls so I’m convinced that the internet has provided some magic babe veil over me and people only like me through here, not in real life.
Iunno bro. I. Uh. No.