I have a hard time paying attention to/doing math because all I can think about the whole time is the one asshole who stepped outside one day fucking years ago and was like “THERE’S FUCKIN ONE OF THESE APPLES. THAT’S THE AMOUNT. YOU CALL IT ONE. RIGHT OVER THERE? THERE’S ONE MORE. THAT’S TWO, MOTHERFUCKER. TWO APPLES. THAT’S WHAT WE’RE CALLING IT NOW.”
Like, who the fuck are you? Cocky bitch, making shit up.
Seriously, math was pulled out of some guys royal ass. RANT FOR THE DAY.